Monthly Archives: June 2012

“Recycle, reduce, reuse and close the loop”

Please God, stop the green movement.  All I want is to be able to properly dry my hands in the bathroom, carry my groceries home from the store in an actual bag, and not have to look at the condescending … Continue reading

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Zoo-CLA (should I make a “see what I did there” joke? no? too late.)

I don’t know if this trend is occurring on other campuses, but if it is, it needs to stop.  Somewhere along the way, the “adults* who are in charge of children during the day when the parents are at work” … Continue reading

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Rock of Ages

I’m pretty sure Rock of Ages is going to suck.  It’s just that so much of the thing is banking on the idea that people want to watch old actors play parts that are funny just because of who is … Continue reading

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