Christ al-fucking-mighty. This is who is covering sports these days. Bruh, fuck outta my face with this. It’s hard to find a tweet that better encapsulates the modern sports blogger – completely vanilla and self-serving (Barstool Sports calls them twitter eggs).
What infuriates me is that I know he is just patting himself on the back with a self-satisfied smirk for crafting such a witty response to all those “less-sophisticated” common folk who would dress up as Ray Rice for Halloween. Let me clue this guy into something: none of white, middle-class nerds who read that shit you write are dressing up as Ray Rice. Who the fuck are you writing this to? Just a PSA? Telling the world something it knows, that a Ray Rice costume is distasteful? Completely narcissistic post from this guy.
Lest we forget, he wears think glasses and has a funny coffee mug. And he has a full time job covering sports. Just think about that: THIS guy has a job that pays him to give NORMAL DUDES sports news and opinions. Fuck this guy.
Summing up this guy’s life:
1) has not played any sport of consequence his entire life (and yes, ultimate frisbee on the quad does not count)
2) would have NO ONE to talk to in a sports bar unless he brought his hipster friends
3) is the most boring person at happy hour, including the indian dude who wants to talk stocks