favorite moment of the weekend (besides shooting that child while paintballing)
It was like scratching an itch that’s been in a cast for 4 months. Like when Andy in Parks and Rec finally got his leg cast off.*
After losing Game 2 of the series in the most infuriating fashion, to come out Sunday morning and finally stretch our legs and let the horses run free… feels wonderful. Sunday morning sweetness.
* Screw the Parks and Rec metaphor. It was like beating someone to death in GTA with a bat. It feels great. And as the blood splatters on the sidewalk you think, “Maybe I should feel bad about this,” but for some reason you keep swinging.