Here is the information you need to know about each category in the blog and about the blog in general.
In general, I am here to help you. Statistically speaking, most of you are dumber than me and not as funny as me. It’s not your fault, it’s just how the world works. Then much of what I write will be new and exciting for you. It will stretch you mind and tickle your funny bone and maybe arouse you in one way or another. So be prepared. Keep in mind, though, I am kind of a moron, too.
Other miscellaneous facts:
- I am from near Portland, Oregon. I use to just say Portland but now that so many assholes from California (really, the Bay Area) have moved up there and turned it into Portlandia, there has become a distinct difference between Oregonians and Portlanders. I am an Oregonian.
- I live in Los Angeles. I hate it and I hate you. Just kidding. I’m realistic about it. Los Angeles is a dump with a lot of nice areas that trick us into thinking the entire area is nice. It isn’t. But I enjoy living here all the same. And I don’t hate you. I don’t know you. But based on past experience, if I did know you, I probably would dislike you.
- Sometimes I google opinions I have in quotes just to see how many people agree with me (for example: “I hate Zooey Deschanel”). I never change my opinion, I just want to see how many other people are right.
- If you meet me and I ask you for podcast recommendations, I am actually not interested in expanding the podcasts I listen to. I am trying to suss out how big of moron you are without being obvious.