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presenting “duke fans are nerds: an investigative analysis”

All we hear is how “wild” Duke fans are and how “intimidating” Cameron Indoor is.  I blame Dick Vitale for this.  God love him, for years he just couldn’t help himself from yelling, “Look at the fans!  Look at the … Continue reading

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russell westbrook tells off nerds and (gasp) uses a naughty word

  Geez.  What. A. Bitch.  “He said ‘fuck’ to me and my wife!” Grow a pair, please. I’m on Team Russell, as every normal person should be.  If you aren’t, just do me a favor and do what Russell suggested: … Continue reading

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Jason Day, his wife, and LeBron

  I would like to say that had I been in Jason Day’s position, I would have stood up as LeBron headed towards me and pulled him into me and away from my wife.  Or at least given him a … Continue reading

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guys don’t care if their girl likes sports

Woman teaches other women how to pretend to like sports. Usually I copy text from the article and respond, but there’s no need to do that here.  The point is this: some woman thinks that she’ll expand her dating pool … Continue reading

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not a good look for Colin Cowherd in the man department

  Let’s run this back.  Colin… Is bad with directions Shops at Lowe’s instead of Home Depot Watches Red Zone * Complains about not having the little yellow first down line (Hey bro, you ever see that giant fucking marker … Continue reading

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