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reposted: world’s worst allstate commercial i can’t believe they’re still running

Never mind, I actually can believe it. Sure this is a repost of an entry I wrote a year and a fucking half ago but since Allstate is content recycling hacky and tired material, I guess I’ll do the same. … Continue reading

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tbt: nissan juke “donut action” commercial

Until I recall a different, better commercial, I’m dubbing this the GOAT of car commercials. It’s a car I’d probably never consider, but the way I see it here, a part of me goes, “Eh, why not? Unconventional and a … Continue reading

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commercial review: ads that just can’t help themselves when given a chance to mock men

Clash of Clans just had to do it, didn’t they? First of all, of course the boy is too stupid to play his game without his sister’s help.  And of course boys are naturally such sexists that they will always … Continue reading

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commercial reviews, featuring uniformed opinions

Rule for all families with young children: the father picks the team of the children.  Exceptions are below. The mother is much more passionate about the particular sport.  For example, if Dad doesn’t have an NFL team or isn’t very … Continue reading

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everyone associated with this commercial (including people who like it) should lose driving privileges

Girl Power!  Right?  What a dickhead this guy was.  I mean, who just comes out and says women are shitty drivers? *  Doesn’t that make pleasant date conversation?  Apparently, this guy was enough of an ass that this broad felt … Continue reading

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